03.12.2006

News-lyhenteitä [News acronyms]

 

 


News-lyhenteet ovat news-kirjoittelussa käytettyjä fraasien lyhenteitä. Ne koostuvat useimmiten fraasin sanojen alkukirjaimista ja kirjoitetaan mielellään suuraakkosin. Fraasit taas ovat yleisesti englanninkielisiä, vaikka joitakin omakielisiäkin näkee.

Samoja lyhenteitä käytetään myös chat- ja IRC-keskusteluissa sekä matkapuhelinten tekstiviesteissä. Niihin sisältyy kuitenkin paljon keskustelun henkilökohtaisuutta kuvastavia lyhenteitä, jotka olen koettanut karsia pois alla olevasta luettelosta. Erityisesti olen karsinut pois alatyyliset puhtaat henkilökohtaisuudet.

Luettelo on luultavasti yksi maailman täydellisimpiä. Julkaisemalla näin täydellisen luettelon en kuitenkaan halua provosoida ketään käyttämään näitä lyhenteitä. Päinvastoin, suosittelen käyttämään niitä harkiten kuin arvoesineitä. Mutta koska niitä kuitenkin käytetään, luetteloni antaa mahdollisuuden ymmärtää ne.

Ainakin toistaiseksi katsoin parhaaksi olla suomentamatta tai edes selittämättä suomeksi fraaseja. Jos se näyttää myöhemmin tarpeelliselta, saatan sen tehdä. Toistaiseksi sanonkin, jos et ymmärrä fraasin merkitystä, älä käytä sitä.

  News acronyms are acronyms of frases used in news writing. They are mostly composed of the first letters of the words in the frase and are best to be written in upper case. The frases are generally in english although some may be in native languages.

The same acronyms are used also in chat and IRC conversations and in the text messages of cellular phones. But they contain a lot of acronyms that reflect the person to person nature of the conversation. I have tried to eliminate them. Especially I have eliminated pure insults.

My list is probably one of the most complete in the world (and becomes better). By publishing this list I don't mean to provoke anybody to use these acronyms. On the contrary, I advice to use them carefully like valuables. But since they are used anyhow, my list aims in interpreting them.

And my last advice is: if you don't understand a frase, don't use it.

Symbols and numbers
$0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth
&c Et cetera
*s* Smiles
1-2-1 One to one
10Q Thank you
12x--<---@ A dozen roses
1FTR One For The Road
24/7 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
2L8 Too late
2me To me
2moro Tomorrow
2nite Tonight
2p British version of $0.02
2u T
2u2 To you, too
4 a while For a while
404 I have no clue
4ever Forever
4free For free
4get it Forget it
4u2 For you, too
9TOO10 Nine Times Out Of Ten
< > No comments
<BEG> Big Evil Grin
<BFEG> Big Fucking Evil Grin
<BFG> Big Fucking Grin
<BG> Big Grin
<BSEG> Big Shit-Eating Grin
<BSG> Big Sad Grin
<CG> Cute Grin
<dg> Devilish Grin
<EG> Evil Grin
<g> Small grin
<G> Big Grin
<i> Impish grin / Irony
<sp?> Correct spelling?
<VBG> Very Big Grin
<VEG> Very Evil Grin
<VMG> Very Mysterious Grin
<WG> Wicked Grin
<WWWG> Wide Wide Wide Grin
<XLG> eXtra Large Grin
=/= Is not equal to
\\// Live long and prosper
^^^ a giggle or chuckle
{{{you}}} I embrace you
{you} With greetings
A
AAA Any Advice/Assistance Appreciated
AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ACTO ACcording TO
ADGR All Donations Gratefully Received
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIAA As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICR As Far As I Can Recall/Remember
AFAICS As Far As I Can See
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Recall/Remember
AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
AFB Away From Brain
AFGO Another Fabulous/Fucking Growth Opportunity
AFJ April Fool’s Joke
AFN Another Freakin' Newbie
AGAN As Good As New
AIJ Am I Jesus?
AIMB As I Mentioned Before
AIMP Always In My Prayers
AIR As I Recall/Remember
AISB As I Said Before / As It Should Be
AISE As I Said Earlier
AISI As I See It
AIUI As I Understand It
AIW As It Was/Were
AKA Also Known As
AMAP As Many/Much As Possible
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
AOB Any Other Business
AOBTD Another One Bites The Dust
APA Amateur Press Association
APAC All Praise And Credit
AS Another Subject
ASAFP As Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ATB All The Best
ATFQ Answer The Fucking Question
ATLA Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM At The Moment / Automatic Teller Machine
ATSL Along The Same Line
ATST At The Same Time
ATTN Attention
ATTYOB Anything That Turns You On Baby
AUP Acceptable Use Policy
AWCIGO And Where Can I Get One?
AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTWTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet?
AYOR At Your Own Risk
AYT Are You There?
B
B/C BeCause
B4 Before
B4N Bye For Now
BAC By Any Chance
BAD Broken As Designed
BAG Busting A Gut
BAGL Busting A Gut Laughing
BAW Bell And Whistles
BBB Busy Beyond Belief
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBN Bye Bye Now
BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
BCNU Be CN (seein') U (you)
BEG Big Evil Grin
BFBI Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFD Big Fucking Deal
BFE Bum Fuck Egypt (meaning a faraway place)
BFG Big Friendly Giant / Big Fucking Grin
BFH Bastard From Hell
BFI Brute Force and Ignorance / Bunch of Fucking Idiots
BFM Big Fucking Magic
BFMI Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN Bye For Now
BFO Blinding Flash of the Obvious
BFOG Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG Big Grin
BGI Bloody Good Idea
BHOW Bangs head On Wall
BI Breidbart Index (a way of measuring whether one person's postings to a newsgroup constitutes SPAM, named after the person who designed it)
BIBI Bye bye
BIC Best In Class
BICBW But I Could Be Wrong
BION Believe It Or Not
BIOYA Blow It Out Your Arse/Ass
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD Beaten It To Death
BITMT But In The MeanTime
BK Because
BKA Better Known As
BKAM Between Keyboard And Monitor
BM Blonde Moment / Bite Me
BMA Bite My Ass
BMHATK Banging My head Against The Keyboard
BMHATW Banging My head Against The Wall
BMOC Big Man On Campus
BMTA Brilliant Minds Think Alike
BMTIPG Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BNF Big Name Fan
BNFSCD But Now For Something Completly Different
BO Brain/Buffer Overload
BOC But Of Course
BOF Birds Of a Feather
BOFH Bastard [system] Operator From Hell
BOFOH Back Of Hand On Forehead
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOKYAG Bend Over and Kiss Your Arse/Ass Goodbye
BOL Best Of Luck
BOLHH Best Of Luck, Health and Happiness
BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper
BOOF Brotherhood Of Old Farts
BOS Big Orange Switch
BOT Back On Topic
BOTE Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BPD borderline Personality Disorder
BPN Bloody Public Nuisance
BQ Beyond Question
BRGRDS Best Regards
BRS Big Red Switch
BS BullShit
BSEG Big Shit Eating Grin
BSF Be Serious, Folks
BSG Big Smiling Grin / Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (error screen of Windows)
BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry
BTA But Then Again
BTAICBW But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM Be That As It May
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTLSOM Beats The Living Shit Out of Me
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTT Back To Topic
BTTP Back To The Point
BTW By The Way
BUAF Big/Butt Ugly Ascii Font
BUAG Big/Butt Ugly Ascii Graphic
BWG Big Wide Grin
BWL Bursting With Laughter
BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
BWTHDIK But What The Heck Do I Know?
BY BusY
BYKT But You Knew/Know That
BYKTA But You Knew/Know That Already
BYOB Bring Your Own Booze/Bottle
BYP Beg Your Pardon
C
C&G Chuckle & (and) Grin
C&P Copy & (and) Paste
C4N Ciao 4 (for) Now
CAD Computer-Aided Disaster
CADET Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CCWC Can't Cook, Won't Cook
CE Creative Editing
CFD Call For Discussion
CFV Call For Vote
CHOWUR C (see) HOW U (you) R (are)
CHUR C (see) How U (you) R (are)
CIC Christ I'm Confused
CID Consider It Done / Crying In Disgrace
CIO Check/Cut It Out
CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission
CLAB Crying Like A Baby
CLM Career Limiting Move
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNP Continued [in my] Next Post
CNR Could Not Resist
COTFLGOHAHA Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
COTN Coffee/Coke Out The Nose
CPF Can Pigs Fly?
CRAFT Can't Recall/Remember A Fucking Thing
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears
CRS Can't Recall/Remember Shit
CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin
CTB! Come To Business!
CTR Choose The Right
CTTD Cute Things They Do
CTTS Cute Things They Say
CWOT Complete Waste Of Time
CYA Call Your Attorney / Cover Your Ass / C (see) YA (you)
D
D&C "Duck and Cover" (a popular song in dedication to the atomic bomb)
D&W Ducking & (and) Weaving
DAB Dead And Buried
DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know
DAMHIK,IJK Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know
DAP Parents Against Dyslexia (no mistake here)
DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
DAYP Do As You Please
DD DamneD / Due Diligence
DEB Don't Even Bother
DEG Deliciously Evil Grin
DEU Dumb End User
DFM Don't Flame Me
DFTT Don't Feed The Troll
DFU Don't Forget Units
DGT Don't Go There
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath
DICA Do I Care Asshole
DIIK Damned/Darn If I Know
DIIN Damned/Darn If I kNow
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?
DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?
DILLIGAFF Does It Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck?
DIM Do It Myself
DINK Double Income, No Kids
DITYID Did I Tell You I'm Distressed?
DIY Do It Yourself
DK Don't Know
DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger
DKU Drop Kick Ugly
DL Download
DLG Devilish Little Grin
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTBOM Don't Lay The Blame On Me
DLTDHYI
TAOYWO
Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Arse/Ass On Your Way Out
DLTM Don't Lie To Me
DMI Don`t Mention It
DNA Did Not Answer
DNF Did Not Finish
DNPM Darn Near Peed/Pissed Myself
DNPML Darn Near Peed/Pissed Myself Laughing
DNTTAH Do Not Try This At Home
DOA Dead On Arrival
DOCS Dokuments
DOX Dokuments
DOYC Deity Of Your Choice
DPAITNWL Disturbing People And Irritating The Neighbours With Laughter
DPKOL Deep Passionate Kiss On the Lips
DQM Don't Quote Me
DQMOT Don't Quote Me On That/This
DQOTD Dumb Question Of The Day
DRA Don't Recognize Acronyms
DSW Dick Size War
DTA Don't Trust Anybody
DTMST Does This Make Sense To You?
DTOKAB Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTRT Do The Right Thing
DTSL Don't Talk So Loud
DTTAH Don't Try This At Home
DUCWIC Do U (you) C (see) What I C (see)?
DUK Dead Upon Keyboard
DWAI Don't Worry About It
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWPKOL Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On the Lips
DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?
DYE Damn Your Eyes
DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When
DYOH Do Your Own Homework
DYSWIS Do You See What I See?
E
E&OE Errors & (and) Omissions Excepted
E2EG Ear to Ear Grin
ECP Excessive Cross Posting
ED Emotionally Disturbed
EDP Emotionally Disturbed Person
EFLA Extended Four Letter Acronym
EG Evil Grin
EGBOK Everything's Gonna Be OK
EGC Extrememly Gruntled Customer
EIF Exercise In Futility
EIP Everything Is Permissible
EM Ethnic Minority
EMBI Excuse Me for Butting In
EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
EMFH Every Man For Himself
EMFJI Excuse Me For Jumping In
EMP Excessive Multi-Posting
EMSL Evil Mad Scientist Laugh
EOB End Of Business
EOD End Of Discussion
EOL End Of Lecture
EOM End Of Message
EOS End Of Show
EOT End Of Thread (don't reply to this message)
EPID Every Person Is Different
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP ESPecially
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ Easy
F
F2F Face to Face
FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FAQL Frequently Asked Question List
FART Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
FBOW For Better Or Worse
FC Fingers Crossed
FCFS First Come, First Served
FCOL For Crying Out Loud
FDL Falling Down Laughing
FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing (see ROTFL with variations)
FEAR Forget/Fuck Everything And Run
FEIYD ForEver In Your Debt
FFR Flat Fucking Run / For Future Reference
FFRD Flying Fuck in a Rolling Donut
FFS For Fucks Sake
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO Fuck It, Got My Orders
FIIK Fucked If I Know
FIIN Fucked If I kNow
FIIOH Forget/Fuck It, I'm Outta Here
FIJAGH Fandom Is Just A Goddamn Hobby
FIMD Foot In Mouth Disease
FIOFY Figure It Out For Yourself
FIOFYF Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker
FISH First In, Still Here
FISHDO Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
FITB Fill In The Blank
FITH F*cked In The head
FKA Formerly Known As
FKMFATIFKYB French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back
FLEA Four Letter Extended Acronym
FLW Famous Last Words
FMH Fuck Me Harder
FMI For More Information
FMPOV From My Point Of View
FMTEYEWTK Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FOAF Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAFT Friend Of A Friend Tale (urban legend)
FOAG Father Of A Girlfriend
FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing
FOCROFLMAO Falling Off the Chair, Rolling On the Floor, Laughing My Arse/Ass Off
FOD Finger Of Death
FOOBAR (variant of FUBAR)
FOR For Obvious Reasons
FOS Freedom Of Speech / Full Of Shit
FOT Full Of Tripe
FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FQDN Fully Qualified Domain Name
FRED Flaming/Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSD Fools Seldom Differ
FSRD Flying Shit in a Rolling Donut
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTDS Fuck The Dumb Shit
FTF Face To Face
FTL Faster Than Light
FTMP For The Most Part
FTR For The Record
FU Fouled/Fucked up
FUA Frequently Used Acronyms
FUBAB Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond All Believe
FUBAR Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair
FUBB Fouled/Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUCT Failed Under Continuous Testing
FUD Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation/Doubt
FUMTU Fouled/Fucked Up More Than Usual
FURTB Full Up Ready To Burst (e.g. about hard disks)
FUWOTD Fed Up With Off Topic Discussion
FWIW For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk
FY&TSYRIO Fuck You & (and) The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA For Your Amusement
FYBITS Fuck You, Buddy, I'm The Sysop
FYE For Your Entertainment
FYEO For Your Eyes Only
FYF For Your Fun
FYFAS Fuck Yourself For A Start
FYI For Your Information
G
G Giggle / Grin
G2G Got 2 (to) Go
GA Go Ahead
GAC Get A Clue
GAFIA Get Away From It All
GAFL Get A Fucking Life
GAFM Get Away From Me
GAL Get A Life
GALSLIM Get A Life, Stop Living In Mine
GBH Great Back Hug
GBH&K Great Big Hugs & (and) Kisses
GBH&KB Great Big Hugs & (and) Kisses Back
GBTM Get Back To Me
GBTW Get Back To Work
GBY God Bless You
GD&H Grinning, Ducking & (and) Hiding
GD&R Grinning, Ducking & (and) Running (after a smart ass comment)
GD&RF Grinning, Ducking & (and) Running Fast
GD&RVVF Grinning, Ducking & (and) Running Very Very Fast
GD&W Grinning, Ducking & (and) Weaving
GD&WVVF Grinning, Ducking & (and) Walking Very, Very Fast
GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
GFAK Go Fly A Kite
GFE2E Grinning From Ear 2 (to) Ear
GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear
GFN Gone For Now
GFU General Fuck Up
GG Gotta Go
GGG GiGGle
GGGGG Geez!
GGN Gotta Go Now
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage/Gospel Out
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ Good Job
GJOACYSPOCD Go Jump Of A Cliff You Smelly Pile Of Camel Dung
GJP Good Job, Partner
GL Good Luck
GLG Goofy Little Grin
GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
GMAFB Give Me A Freeping/Fucking Break
GMAO Giggling My Arse/Ass Off
GMBO Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GO Get Off
GoAT Go Away, Troll
GOK God Only Knows
GOOML Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI Get On With It
GP,F Go Puke, Fast!
GPF General Protection Fault
GR&D Grinning, Running & (and) Ducking
GR8 Great
GRD Grinning, Running and Ducking
GRQ Get Rich Quick (a type of spam)
GRTNX Greetings
GRUIT Get Real U (you) Impudent Thing
GS Getting Started
GSH Good Sense of Humour
GSHIWMP Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTBOS Glad To Be Of Service
GTCTTWW Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
GTFOH Get The Fuck Outta Here
GTFOOMF Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
GTG Got To Go
GTGN Got To Go Now
GTS God That Sucked
GTSY Glad/Good To See You
GYFFR Get Your Fucking Facts Right
H
H&K Hugs (and) Kisses
h2 How To?
HABO Have A Better One
HAG1 Have A Good 1 (one)
HAGN Have A Good Night
HAGO Have A Good One
HAK Hugs And Kisses
HAND Have A Nice Day
HATM Howling At The Moon
HCB Holy Cow, Batman
HH Happy Hacking
HHGTTG HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS Hanging head In Shame
HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only half Kidding
HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHTT Ha Ha Thump Thump
HIB_ Have I Been _____?
HICA Here It Comes Again
HIH Hope It Helps
HIRTA HereInafter Referred To As
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens
HLOL Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLOLARA
WCHAWMP
Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants
HLV Hasta La Vista
HLVB Hasta La Vista, Baby
HMFIC head Mother Fucker In Charge
HOUEW Hanging On U (your) Every Word
HOYEW Hanging On Your Every Word
HRT Hormone Replacement Therapy
HSIK How Should I Know?
HSP Highly Sensitive Person
HTEI Hope This Explains It
HTFSIK How The Fuck Should I Know?
HTH Happy To Help / Hope This Helps / How The Hell?
HUA head Up, Ace/Arse/Ass
HWISTKT How Was I Supposed To Know That?
HWMBO He Who Must Be Obeyed
HWNINS He Whose Name Is Not Spoken
HWSNBN He Who Should Not Be Named
HWUA head Way Up, Ace/Arse/Ass
HWWNBN He Who Will Not Be Named (refers to a specific troll person)
I
IAALWTD I Am At Loss What To Do
IABT It`s A Bit Thick
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAGFII It's All Good Fun, Isn't It
IAH In All Honesty
IAK Idiot At Keyboard
IAMOS In A Manner Of Speaking
IAMTT I Am Moved To Tears
IAMU I Am Mixed Up
IAN In A Nutshell
IANA_ I Am Not A/An _____
IANAA I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC I Am Not A Crook
IANAD I Am Not A Doctor
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer [but...] (a disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion)
IANALBIPOOTV I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV
IANYM In A New York Minute
IANYS In A New York Second
IARTPFW
TSIOWIM
I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IAW In Accordance With
IAWYS I Agree With Your Second
IAY I Adore You
IAY2 I Adore You, 2 (too)
IAYT I Adore You, Too
IBC Inadequate, But Cute
IBK Idiot Behind Keyboard
IBM Inadequate, But Marketable
IBTD I Beg To Differ
IC I C (see) / In Character
ICAM I Couldn't Agree More
ICB I Care Because?
ICBW I Could Be Wrong
ICCL I Couldn't Care Less
ICGAFF I Couldn't Give A Flying Fuck
ICIHICPCL I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICOCBW I Could Of Course Be Wrong
ICSTFOI I Can`t See The Fun Of It
ICTYBTIHTKY I Could Tell You, But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR I C (see) U (you) R (are)
ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know
IDD InDeeD
IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck
IDGAFF I Don't Give A Flying Fuck
IDGARA I Don't Give A Rat's Arse/Ass
IDGAS I Don't Give A Shit
IDGI I Don't Get It
IDK I Don't Know
IDN I Don't kNow
IDRGAFF I Don't Really Give A Flying Fuck
IDTS I Don't Think So
IDTT I'll Drink To That
IDU I Don't Understand
IDWTMAT I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
IE In Effect
IETGFTP It's Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission
IFU I Fucked Up
IHABICNRWTSF I Hate Abbreviations Because I Can Never Recall/Remember What They Stand For
IHHO In Her/His Humble Opinion
IHN I Hate Newbies
IHTBS It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place / I Have Truly Found Paradise
IIABDFI If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IIDKB If I Didn't Know Better
IIR If I Recall/Remember
IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IIRR If I Recall/Remember Rightly
IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWIM
WYMMPLTM
If I Tell You What It Means, Will You Make Mad Passionate Love To Me?
IITYWISWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Says, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Kiss Me?
IITYWTMWYMM
PLTMANLAITD
If I Tell You What This Means, Will You Make Mad Passionate Love To Me All Night Long And Into The Day?
IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink?
IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer?
IIUC If I Understand Correctly
IIUYC If I Understand You Correctly
IIWM If It Were Me/Mine
IIWY If I Were You
IJLS I Just Like Saying
IJWTK I Just Want To Know
IJWTS I Just Want To Say
IK I Know
IKWUM I Know What U (you) Mean
IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer
IKWYM I Know What You Mean
ILF I'll Look Forward
ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWAPCT I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
ILN It Looks Nice / It's Looking Nice
ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture!
ILT I Love That
ILU I Love U (you)
ILU2 I Love U (you), 2 (too)
ILUIS I Laughed Until I Stopped
ILUT I Love U (you), Too
ILUVM I Love U (you) Very Much
ILY I Love You
ILY4E I Love You 4(for)Ever
IMA I Might Add
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO In My Biased Opinion
IMCAO It's My Completely Arrogant Outlook
IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO In My Conceited/Considered Opinion
IME In My Estimation/Experience
IMHA In My Humble Analysis
IMHE In My Humble Estimation/Experience
IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMMOR I Make My Own Rules
IMNERHO In My Never Even Remote Humble Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion
IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience
IMPO In My Pious Opinion
IMPOV In My Point Of View
IMRO In My Royal Opinion
IMS I Must Say
IMSLTHO In My Slightly/Somewhat Less Than Humble Opinion
IMU I Miss U (you)
IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion
IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know
IMX In My eXperience (preferred form: IME)
INAL I'm Not A Lawyer
INAMTL It`s Not A Matter To Laugh
INGSI I'm Not Gonna Say It
INMPIY It's No My Problem, It's Yours
INPO In No Particular Order
INT I'll Never Tell
IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU I Owe U (you)
IOW In Other Words
IRL In Real Life
IROOC I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRT In Real Time / In Reply To / In Regards To
ISAGN I See A Great Need
ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book
ISC I Stand Corrected
ISH It Surely Helped
ISHBAB I Should Have Bought A Book
ISHBTB I Should Have Bought The Book
ISKWYDLS I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
ISNUP It Serves No Useful Purpose
ISO In Search Of
ISRN I'll Stop Rambling Now
ISS I’m So Sure
ISSYGTI I’m So Sure You Get The Idea!
ISTI I Stick To It
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Recall/Remember
ISWIM If you See What I Mean?
ISWYM I See What You Mean
ITA I Totally Agree
ITALY I Trust And Love You
ITAS It Takes All Sorts
ITFA In The Final Analysis
ITIWO In The Immortal Words Of
ITMSS I Take MySelf So Seriously
ITMT In The MeanTime
ITRO In The Region Of
ITRW In The Real World
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITYM I Think You Mean
ITYS I Told You So
IUTHALORFH I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her/Him
IUTKATS I Used To Know All That Stuff
IW I Wonder
IWALU I Will Always Love U (you)
IWALY I Will Always Love You
IWBN It Would Be Nice
IWBNI It Would Be Nice If
IWFM It Works For Me
IWHAGT I Would Hazard A Guess That
IWIK I Wish I Knew
IWW I Wonder Why
IYD In Your Dreams
IYDMMA If You Don't Mind Me Asking
IYF In Your Face
IYF_ Insert Your Favorite _____
IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYHO In Your Humble Opinion
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO In Your Opinion
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
IYTMWIM
IWMMPLTY
If You Tell Me What This Means, I Will Make Mad Passionate Love To You?
IYW If You Wish
J
J/K Just Kidding
JABBA Just Another Brain Boggling Acronymn
JAFO Just Another Fucking Observer
JAFU Just Another Fuck Up
JAO Just Another Observer
JASA Just Another Stupid Acronym
JASE Just Another System Error
JASM Just A Simple-Minded
JAUA Just Another Useless Answer
JAWS Just Another Windows Shell
JFF Just For Fun
JFTR Just For The Record
JFYI Just For Your Information
JIC Just In Case
JIT Just In Time
JJ Just Joking
JK Just Kidding
JLY Jesus Loves You
JMHFOOC Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course
JMHO Just My Humble Opinion
JMNSHO Just My Not So Humble Opinion
JMO Just My Opinion
JMOOC Just My Opinion Of Course
JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity
JOTL Joy Of The Lord
JPF Just Plain Fun
JPW Just Plain Weird
JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic
JSYK Just So You Know
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
JTUSK Just Thought U (you) Should Know
JTYMLTK Just Thought You Might Like To Know
JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know
K
KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KDW Keep Digging, Watson (reply to NSS)
KEAH Kill Everyone After Hours
KHYF Know How You Feel
KIA Know It All
KIBO Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KITA Kick In The Ass (type of therapy)
KMA Kiss My Ass
KMB Kiss My Butt
KMQ Kiss Me Quick
KMWIH Kick Me Where It Hurts
KMYF Kiss Me You Fool
KOC Kiss On Cheek
KOL Kiss On Lips
KOT_ Keeper Of The _____
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL Kiss On The Lips
KOTM Kook Of The Month
KTCOOTN Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM Know What I Mean
KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed
KYHU Keep Your head Up
KYHOOTW Keep Your head Out Of The Water
KYHOOYA Keep Your head Out Of Your Arse/Ass
L
L Laugh
L8R Later
L8TR Later
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & (and) Then You Die
LAB&TYMO Life's A Bitch & (and) Then You Marry One
LALL Live And Let Live
LD Later Dude / Long Distance
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LFLIATWP Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places
LGM Little Green Men
LHM Lord, Help Me
LHO Laughing head Off
LHU Lord, Help Us
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends
LLAP Live Long And Prosper
LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA Leave Me Alone
LMAO Laughing My Arse/Ass Off
LMAOROTF Laughing My Arse/Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC Lost My Connection
LMCOA Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Arse/Ass Off
LMK Let Me Know
LMKOAP Let Me Know Of Any Problems
LMTFA Leave Me The Fuck Alone
LOEL Laughing Out Extremely Loud
LOFLOL Lying On Floor Laughing Out Loud
LOL Laughing Out Loud / Lots Of Laugh / Lots Of Love / Lots Of Luck
LOMBARD Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LoTR Lord of The Rings
LOWOTFBTC Laughing Out Waving On The Floor Biting The Carpet
LSFIAB Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIH Laughing So Hard It Hurts
LSHIPMP Laughing So Hard I Peed/Pissed My Pants
LSHIS Laughing So Hard I Shat
LSHMBA Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
LSHMBB Laughing So Hard My Belly Bounces
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMSB Laughing So Hard My Stitches Burst
LSMIF Laughing So Much I Farted
LSMISMT Laughing So Much I Shot My Tampax
LSP Less Sensitive Person
LTA Less Than Average
LTBF Learn To Be Funny
LTHTT Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTIP Laughing 'Til I Puke
LTM Laughing To Myself
LTMS Laughing To MySelf
LTMSH Laughing 'Til My Sides Hurt
LTNC Long Time, No C (see)
LTNP Long Time, No Post
LTNS Long Time, No See
LTNT Long Time, No Type
LTR Long Term Relationship
LTS Laughing To Self
LTUAE Life, The Universe, And Everything (3rd part of THHGTTG)
LULU Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUSER Loser USER
LUWAMH Love U (you) With All My Heart
LUVYA LUV (love) YA
LY Love Ya
LYIC Love You In Christ
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister
LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart
LZ Loser
M
MAY Mad About You
MAYB Mad About You, Baby
MBG Money-Back Guarantee
MBUC Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MCIBTY My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MCIBTYC My Computer Is Better Than Your Computer
MFG More Friendly Garbage
MFIC Mother Fucker In Charge
MFWIC Mother Fucker What's/Who's In Charge
MFWIIC Mother Fucker Which/Who Is In Charge
MH Mostly Harmless (5th part of THHGTTG)
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC My Hard Drive Crashed
MHDCA My Hard Drive Crashed Again
MHM Members Helping Members
MHOTY My Hat's Off To You
MIB Mint In Box (short for "in mint condition, still in original box")
MKA Mundanely Known As
ML More Later
MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
MLC Misery Likes Company
MMP More Money, Please
MMW Mark My Words
MOF Matter Of Fact
MOMN Milk Out My Nose
MOTD Message Of The Day
MOTM Member Of The Month
MPE My Point Exactly
MS More of the Same / More Shit
MTCW My Two Cents Worth
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
MTIA Many Thanks In Anticipation
MUD Multi-User Dungeon
MUNG Mash/Mung Until No Good
MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination
MWAH Sound of a kiss
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
N
N/M Never Mind
NAA Not At All
NADM Never A Dull Moment
NAFAIAC Not As Far As I Am Concerned
NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know
NAGI Not A Good Idea
NAHM Not A Happy Man
NAHW Not A Happy Woman
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAN Not Another Newbie
NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NBD No Big Deal
NBFD No Big Fucking Deal
NBIF No Basis In Fact
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NBTD Nothing Better To Do
NC No Comment
NDB None of your Damned Business
NDM No Disrespect Meant
NE1 Anyone
NERD National Establishment for Real Dorks
NETUA Nobody Ever Tells Us Anything
NEway Any way
NFG No Fucking Good
NFI No Fucking Idea
NFIAA No Fucking Idea At All
NFR Not Flame Related
NFW No Fucking Way
NFWM No Fucking Way, Man
NFY No, Fuck You
NG News Group / No Good
NGT Not Gonna Tell
NHOH Never Heard Of Her/Him
NIAA No Idea At All
NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIH Not Invented Here
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMFYE Not In My Front Yard, Either
NIMTO Not In My Term of Office
NINO No Input, No Output / Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIOED Not In the Oxford English Dictionary
NIT Not In Therapy
NLI Not Logged In
NM Never Mind
NMI No Middle Initial
NMP Not My Problem
NMS Not My Style
NN Night-Night
NOM No Offense Meant
NOOTO Nothing Out Of The Ordinary
NOPE Not On Planet Earth
NOYB None Of Your Business
NOYL Not On Your Life
NP No Problem
NPB No Problem
NPEMWIGB
MHATWOT
Now Please, Excuse Me While I Go Beat My head Against That Wall Over There
NPF No Problem Found
NPLU Not People Like Us
NQA No Questions Asked
NQOS Not Quite Our Sort
NRN No Reply Necessary
NSDA Non-Self-Descriptive Acronym
N'SP Nobody'S Perfect
NSS No Shit, Sherlock/Shylock
NTA Non-Technical Acronym
NTDBWY Nice To Do Business With You
NTG Not Too Good
NTH No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM Not That It Matters
NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
NTL NeverTheLess / NoneTheLess
NTOOT Nine Times Out Of Ten
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTW Not To Worry
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
NW No Way
NWD No Way, Dude
NWM No Way, Man
NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It
NYI Not Yet Implemented
NYM New York Minute
NYP Not Your Problem
O
OAO Over And Out
OAS On Another Subject
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW Oh, By The Way
OD Oh Dear / OverDose
OFS One Finger Salute (you know which finger)
OFTPATHIRIO Oh, Fuck This Place And The Horse I Rode In On
OH Off Hand
OIC Oh, I C (see)
OJ Obligatory Joke
OLL OnLine Love
OMBLMAO On My Butt Laughing My A*se Off
OMFG Oh My Fucking God
OMG Oh My God
ONNA Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA Oh No, Not That/This Again
OO Over and Out
OOC Out Of Character/Curiosity
OOFC Out Of Fucking Control
OOH Out Of Hand
OOI Out Of Interest
OOQ Out Of Question
OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOTB Out Of The Blue/Box
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment
OOTO Out Of The Office
OOTQ Out Of The Question
OOTT One Of Those Things
OSIF Oh Shit, I Forgot
OSIM Oh Shit, It's Monday
OSIS Oh Shit, It's Sunday
OSU Officially Sanctioned User
OT Off Topic
OT1H On The One Hand
OTA Out The Airlock
OTB Off To Bed
OTBE OverTaken By Events
OTC Over The Counter
OTD Out The Door
OTF On The Floor [laughing]
OTGH On The Gripping Hand
OTOH On The One Hand / On The Other Hand
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand
OTTH On The Third Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My head
OTW On The Whole / One True Way
OVSN Out Very Soon Now
OW Oh Well
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect
P
P&M Posted & (and) Mailed
P? Pardon?
PASQ Permanently Asked Stupid Question
PBD Programmer Brain Damage
PBNFL Possible, But Not Fucking Likely
PCF Puritanical Control Freaks
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCO Please Carry On
PCT Politically Correct Thought
PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PDG Pretty Damn Good
PDQ Pretty Damn Quick/Quickly
PDS Please Don't Shoot
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC Problem Exist Between Keyboard And Chair
PEBUAK Problem Exists Between User And Keyboard
PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & (and) Hanging On My Wall
PFM Pure Fucking Magic
PHB Pointy Haired Boss (from Dilbert, doesn't have a clue)
PISS Passive Ignorance Silence Strike
PITA Pain In The Anatomy/Arse/Ass
PITB Pain in the Butt
PITBY Put It in Their Back Yard
PITN Pain In The Neck
PKB Pot ,Kettle, Black
PLBKAC Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PLMK Please Let Me Know
PLMKO Please Let Me Know, Ok?
PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS Please
PLZ Please
PMBI Pardon My Butting In
PMETC Pardon Me, ETC.
PMF Pardon My French
PMFBI Pardon My For Butting In
PMFBR Pardon Me For Being Rude
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PMP Peed/Pissed My Pants
PMTA Perverted Minds Think Alike
PMYMHM
MFSWGAD
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
PMYMHM
MFSWGAS
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
PO Piss Off
POA Power Of Attorney
POAHF Put On A Happy Face
POI Point Of Information
POM Phase Of the Moon
POQ Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
POTC Peck On The Cheek
POTS Plain Old Telephone Service
POV Point Of View
PPL PeoPLe
PPP Petty Pet Peeve
PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
PPPPPPP Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance
PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PS Post Script
PTM Please, Tell Me
PTMM Please, Tell Me More
PU that stinks! (pee you (?))
PW Pathetic Wanker / PowWow
PYS Pack Your Stuff
Q
QED Quite Easily Done / Quod Erat Demonstrandum (which was to be demonstrated)
QPQ Quid Pro Quo (something for something)
QY QuerY
R
RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAK Random Act of Kindness
RBS Really Big Screen
REHI hello again (re-hi)
REXMAN Relax, EXperiment, and read the MANual
RFC Request For Comments
RFD Request For Discussion
RFI Request For Information
RFN Right Fucking Now
RFP Request For Proposals
RFSN Real Fucking Soon Now
RFT Request For Thinking
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
RIFA Retry, Ignore, Fail, Abort?
RIP Rest In Peace
RL Real Life (sometimes written as r/l)
RML Read My Lips
RMS Read the Manual, Sir
RNA Ring, No Answer
ROFFNAR Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing (see ROTFL with variations)
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABITC Rolling On The Floor, Laughing And Biting In The Carpet/Curtain
ROTFLACGU Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
ROTFLAHMS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Peeing/Pissing My Pants
ROTFLAS Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Snorting
ROTFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBC Rolling On The Floor Laughing and Biting the Carpet
ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLH Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse/Ass Off
ROTFLMAOAY Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse/Ass Off At You
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLSHISMC Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Spilt My Coffee
ROTFLUIPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Until I Peed/Pissed In My Pants
ROTFLUIWMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Until I Wet My Pants
ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFLWM Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Wetting Myself
ROTFLWPIMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing Whilst Peeing/Pissing In My Pants
ROTFLPIMP Rolling On The Floor, Peeing/Pissing In My Pants
ROTFTTPOF Rolling On The Floor, Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTFWMP Rolling On The Floor Wetting My Pants
ROTFWTIME Rolling On The Floor With Tears In My Eyes
RQWF Right Question, Wrong Forum
RR Reply Requested
RSF Right Said, Fred
RSN Real Soon Now
RSVP Respondez S'il Vous Plait (French for "please reply")
RT Real Time
RTBM Read The Bloody Manual/Message
RTDM Read The Damn Manual/Message
RTDOX Read The DOX (documents)
RTFAQ Read The Frequently Asked Questions
RTFAQL Read The Frequently Asked Questions List
RTFB Read The Fucking Binary
RTFF Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFI Read The Fucking Instructions
RTFM Read The Fine/Friendly/Fucking Manual/Message
RTFMA Read The Fine/Friendly/Fucking Manual/Message, Again
RTFMS Read The Fucking Manual, Sir
RTFN Right The Fuck Now
RTFQ Read The Fucking Question
RTFS Read The Fucking Source
RTGM Read The Goddamn Manual/Message
RTKABA Right To Keep And Bear Arms
RTM Read The Manual/Message
RTS Read The Screen
RTSM Read The Stupid Manual
RTWFQ Read The Whole Fucking Question
RUOK R (are) U (you) OK?
RW Real World
RYFM Read Your Friendly/Fucking Manual/Message
RYS Read Your Screen
S
S/O SomeOne
S/TH SomeTHing
S2BX Soon To Be eX
s<>r Shareware version doesn't equal to the registered version
s==r Shareware version equals to the registered version
SABENA Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
SAM Smart Assed Masochist
SAMFUTU Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual
SAPFU Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups
SAR Smart Arse/Ass Remark
SAYOR Speak At Your Own Risk
SBB Stupid Beyond Belief
SBID Shitty, But It'll Do
s.c.f.t.h.i. Smiley Captioned For The Humour-Impaired
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCNRDT Sorry, Could Not Resist Doing That
SCNRT Sorry, Could Not Resist That
SDIHTT Some Day I'll Have The Time
SEG Shit Eating Grin
SEP Somebody/Someone Else's Problem
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear
SF Science Fiction / Speculative Fantasy
SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
SFAICT So Far As I Can Tell
SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFSG So Far So Good
SFT Sorry For That
SH Shit Happens
SHID Slaps head In Disqust
SHLH Sitting Here Laughing Hysterically
SHTS Spit Hitting The Spam
SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering
SID So I Do
SIDU Sorry, I Don't Understand
SIIK Stuffed If I Know
SIIN Stuffed If I kNow
SIMCA Sitting In My Chair, Amused
SISDU Sorry, I Still Don't Understand
SITD Still In The Dark
SLAP Sounds Like A Plan
SLATFATF So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (4th part of THHGTTG)
SLJ Shitty Little Job
SLJO Shitty Little Job Officer
SMA Spank My Ass
SMO Serious Mode On / Simple Matter Of
SMOF Secret Master Of Fandom
SMOFF Serious Mode OFF
SMON Serious Mode ON
SMOP Simple/Small Matter Of Programming
SMTWGWLAF Slapping My Thighs While Giggling Wildly Like A Fool
SMTWTFS Slapping My Thighs While Terribly Foolishly Snickering
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled/Fucked Up
SNAMU Situation Normal, All Messed Up
SNEFU Situation Normal, Everything Fouled/Fucked Up
SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rotten/Rude Teenager
SNFIAA Still No Fucking Idea At All
SO Significant Order/Other
SOAB Son Of A Bitch
SOB Son Of a Bitch
SOD Society Of Dickheads
SOGOTP Shit Or Get Off The Pot
SOHB Sense Of Humour Bypass
SOHF Sense Of Humour Failure
SOL Shit Out of Luck / Smiling Out Loud / Sooner Or Later
SOS Same Old Shit/Stuff / S.O.S. (save our souls, help)
SOSO Same Old, Same-Old
SOT Short Of Time
SOTA State Of The Art
SOTMG Short Of Time, Must Go
SOVS SomeOne Very Special
SOW Speaking Of Which
SOY Shame On You
sp? Spelling correct?
SPAM Sick/Stupid Person's AdvertiseMent
SPS Self Praise Stinks
SQO Some Quantity Of
SS So Sorry
SSDD Same Shit/Stuff, Different Day
SSIA Subject Says It All
SSU Shiny Side Up
STB Simply The Best
STBY Sucks To Be You
SQO Some Quantity Of
STFU Shut The Fuck Up
STR Spot The Reference
STS So To Speak
SUAD Shut/Suck Up And Deal
SUCDIC Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUSFU Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
SUYP Shut Up You Pervert
SW So What? / Says Who?
SWAG Scientific/Simple/Super Wide/Wild Arse/Ass Guess
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
SWALCAKWS Sealed With A Lick Cause A Kiss Won't Stick
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW Since When Do You Rule The Web?
SWEG Scientific Wild Eyed Guess
SWIM See What I Mean?
SWL Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWYM See What You Mean
SWYP So What's Your Problem?
SYT Sweet Young Thing
T
T&E Trial & (and) Error
T4LMK Thanks 4 (for) Letting Me Know
T4LUK Thanks 4 (for) Letting Us Know
TA Thanks Again
TA4N That's All 4 (for) Now
TABYAS Thinkin` All But You Are Stupid?
TACE To A Certain Extent
TAF That's All Folks
TAFN That's All For Now
TAL Thanks A Lot
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TANSTASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As a Stupid Question
TARFU Things Are Really Fouled/Fucked Up
TAWIS That Ain't What I Said
TBA To Be Announced
TBC To Be Confirmed/Continued
TBD To Be Determined
TBDOOTD To Be Done One Of These Days
TBE To Be Expected
TBH To Be Honest
TBKA To Be Known As
TBYB Try Before You Buy
TCB Trouble Came Back
TCD The Cat's Dead
TCOY Take Care Of Yourself
TDD The Dog's Dead
TDM Too Damn Many
TEHO To Each His Own
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFB Too Fucking Bad
TFE Too Fucking Easy
TFIC Tongue Firmly In Cheek
TFM The Fucking Manual
TFS Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTB Topping From The Bottom
TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TFTI Thanks For The Idea
TFTT Thanks For The Thought
TGAL Think Globally Act Locally
TGIF Thank God It's Friday
TGTF Thank God ,Tomorrow's Friday
TGU The Great Unwashed
THHGTTG The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy
THX Thanks
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIATLG Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TIE Take It Easy
TILII Tell It Like It Is
TIME Tears In My Eyes
TIMTOWTDI There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation/Review
TINC There Is No Cabal
TINSTAAFL There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINSTAASQ There Is No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TINWIM That Is Not What I Meant
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said
TIP To Insure Promptness
TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TLC Tender Loving Care
TLG The Living God
TLTBT Too Ludicrous To Be True
TMI Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMK To My Knowledge
TMPTAWWTLO The Missionary Position Twice A Week With The Lights Out
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNII This News Is Important
TNP Take No Prisoners
TNTL Trying Not To Laugh
TNX Thanks
TNXE6 Thanks E6 (10 to the 6th power = a million)
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOS Terms Of Service
TOTBAL There Ought To Be A Law
TOY Thinking Of You
TOYM Turn On Your Mind
TPAE The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS This Program Sucks
TPTB The Powers That Be
TPSS This Program Sucks Severely
TQM Total Quality Management
TRATEOTU The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe (2nd part of THHGTTG)
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS Tough Shit
TSJD Texas Size Jelly Doughnut
TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure
TSR Totally Stupid Rules
TSWC Tell Someone Who Cares
TTBE That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTIOT The Truth Is Out There
TTKSF Trying To Keep Straight Face
TTL That's The Limit
TTL4N That's The Lot 4 (for) Now
TTM To The Moderator
TTOT The Truth is Out There
TTTT To Tell The Truth
TTYTT To Tell You The Truth
TUFD The User File Died
TWIAVBP The World Is A Very Big Place
TWIMC To Whom It May Concern
TWIS That's What I Said
TWLTN That Will Lead To Nothing
TWYAS That's What You All Say
TWYT That's What You Think
TX Thanks
TY Thank you
TYAM There You Are Mistaken
TYCLO Turn Your Caps Lock Off! (quit shouting!)
TYLE Took You Long Enough
TYVL,YWEL Thank You Very Little, You're Welcome Even Less
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U
UAE Unrecoverable Application Error
UBD User Brain Damage / U (you) Be Damned
UDP Usenet Death Penalty
UFB Un-Fucking Believable
UFO Un-Finished Object
UHSE User head Space Error
UL Urban Legend
UNA Use No Acronyms
UOK U (you) OK?
UPGS Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
URLCM U (you) R (are) weLCoMe
URR Urgent Reply Requested
USU USUally
UTSL Use The Source, Luke
UTT Under The table
UYKD Unless You Know Differently
V
VBEG Very Big Evil Grin
VBG Very Big Grin
VBOLHH Very Best Of Luck, Health and Happiness
VBSEG Very Big Shit Eating Grin
VETLA Very Enhanced TLA
VGI Very Good Idea
VH Virtual Hug
VI Village Idiot
VIDIOT Village Idiot
VT Virtual Time
W
W/ With
W/O WithOut
W8 Wait
W8ING Waiting
WAB? What, Another Bill?
WABOL What A Bunch Of Losers
WACO We Aren't Coming Out
WADR With All Due Respect
WAEF When All Else Fails
WAFWOT What A Fucking Waste Of Time
WAG Wild Ass Guess
WAGI What A Good Idea
WAH Working At Home
WAIDW What Am I Doing Wrong
WALOC What A Load Of Crap
WAMHD Windows Ate My Hard Disc
WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids/Kitties Staring At Me?
WB Welcome Back
WBS Write Back Soon
WCAGA What Comes Around ,Goes Around
WCTYBTWHTKY We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WDF What Da Fuck?
WDIK What Do I Know?
WDYCA_ What Do You Call A/An _____?
WDYCAI What Do You Call An Irishman?
WDYM What Do You Mean?
WDYMBT What Did/Do You Mean By That?
WDYT What Do You Think?
WDYW What Do You Want?
WEFT Wrong Every Fucking Time
WEG Wicked Evil Grin
WFHIT "What Fresh Hell Is This?" (Dorothy Parker)
WFM Works For Me
WFO Wide Fucking Open
WGAS Who Gives A Shit?
WGFF Who Gives A Flying Flood/Fuck?
WHSGNASBN We Have Some Good News And Some Bad News
WHWITW Would Have Wanted It That Way
WHYD What Have You Done
WIBAMU Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI Wouldn’t It Be Nice If?
WIBNIF Wouldn't It Be Nice IF?
WIC Where I'm Concerned
WIP Work In Progress
WKF Well-Known Fact
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WN? What Now? / What's Next?
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA Work Of Art
WOB Waste Of Bandwidth
WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming/Fucking Time And Money
WOLF Witless One Line Followup
WoLOG Without Loss Of Generality
WOM Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOWF Witless One Word Followup
WPYS Who Pulled Your String
WR With Respect
WRATGAS Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit
WRT With Regard/Respect To
WT Without Thinking
WTAA What's This All About?
WTF What /Who The Fuck?
WTFDIC What The Fuck Do I Care?
WTFDIK What The Fuck Do I Know?
WTFDYTYA Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are?
WTFIGO What The Fuck Is Going On?
WTFIIWT_A What The Fuck Is It With These _____ Anyway?
WTFN Why The Fuck Not?
WTFO What The Fuck? Over (reply expected)
WTFRU? Who The Fuck R (are) U (you)?
WTFWT "What The Fuck Was That?" (mayor of Hiroshima)
WTG Way To Go
WTH What/Who The Heck/Hell?
WTMKF Welcome To My Kill Filter
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much
WTTRW Welcome To The Real World
WU? What's Up?
WUASTC Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
WUTNB Wait Until The Next Book
WYGIWYG What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYP4 What You Get Is What You Pay 4 (for)
WYGIWYPF What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLAB
OCTGWTR
Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
WYP What's Your Point?
WYSBANRTWYG What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIAYG What You See Is All You Get
WYSIWYNG What You See Is What You Never Get
WYSOH Where's Your Sense Of Humor?
WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
X
XAB eXtremely Annoying Behavior
XOXOXO Kisses and hugs
XYZ eXamine Your Zipper
Y
Y3 Yadda Yadda Yadda
YA_ Yet Another _____
YAA Yet Another Acronym
YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YADS Yet Another DOS Shell
YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Acronym
YAFI You Asked For It
YAFIANYGI You Asked For It And Now You Get It
YAFIYGI You Asked For It, You Got It
YAM Yet Another Meeting
YANETUT You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAP Yet Another Ploy
YAT Yet Another TLA (see TLA)
YAUN Yet Another Unix Nerd
YBS You'll Be Sorry
YBYSA You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCDBSOYA You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass
YCDBWYCID You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
YCGB You Can't Get Better
YCHT You Can Have Them
YCLIU You Can Look It Up
YFEM Your Favorite Ethnic Minority
YGGM Your Guess is as Good as Mine
YGIAGAM Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGLT You're Gonna Love This
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTBSM You've Got To Be Shitting Me
YGTI You Get The Idea?
YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For
YHB_ You Have Been _____
YHBW You Have Been Warned
YHGASPL You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YHGMTPO_ You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of _____
YHL You Have Lost
YHTBT You Had To Be There
YIU Yes, I Understand
YKINMK Your Kink Is Not My Kink
YKINOK Your Kink Is Not OK
YKIOK,IJNMK Your Kink Is OK, It's Just Not My Kink
YKIYEI You Killed It, You Eat It
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKWIS You Know What I'm Saying
YKYARW_ You Know You're A Redneck When _____
YKYATP You Know You're A Tired Parent? (relates to something really silly, but if you are honest with yourself, you've done equally silly things)
YKYB You Know You've Been
YKYB_TLW You Know You've Been _____ing Too Long When...
YKYBHTLW You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When...
YM You Mean
YMBJ You Must Be Joking
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (your experience may differ)
YOGWYPF You Only Get What You Pay For
YOYO You're On Your Own
YOYOW You Own Your Own Words
YP Yellow Pages
YPOV Your Point Of View
YPOVS! Your Point Of View Sucks!
YR Yeah Right
YSS You Suck Severely
YWHOL Yelling "WooHoo" Out Loud (a variation on LOL)
YWIA You're Welcome In Advance
YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some
Z
ZZZ Sleeping

 


 

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